Randy Johnson has become the cornerstone of the Arizona Diamondbacks pitching staff. His fierce competitive nature intimidates batters throughout the league.
With that going for him wouldn't he make the cutest little pottery head?
Take him home, seed and water him, and voila! Instant Chia Randy.
Once Randy has a full Chia head of greenery, you can cut and style his "do" so that Chia Randy sports the latest look.
Don't set him near the other plants though. His stare from the mound may make your other Chia heads wilt with fear.
Larry the Stooge
If you have ideas for Diamondbacks Chia Heads you would like to see, please contact me and I will be sure to include your suggestions.