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Arizona Jeff with the map spread out on the ground
in front of him studies the markings intently. Meanwhile, Mean Laureen removes the ancient scroll from her pocket and begins to read. “During the magical realm of pins, the collectors
would gather, their pins hung upon their robes. These meetings would happen throughout the land and each one held a key to the magic. One such meeting was held in the frozen lands of the north. It was an odd
land where people spoke in an odd dialect. Each sentence
ended with the same
word as if it were a verbal punctuation mark. It was said this word caused English teachers tremendous pain, as they had to endure everyone saying ‘eh’. Besides the strange way they talked, this land was
also the home to millions of geese that honked in unison making it sound as if there were a perpetual traffic jam in the skies. But even with all of these problems, collectors would still gather on the shores
of this place to taste the delicacies the land had to offer. For those who could stomach the gastronomical oddities of beaver tails and cheese soup, the land held a special place in their hearts.”
Given this description, it was clear that Mean Laureen and Arizona Jeff were going to travel to the land of Canada located in the World Showcase of Epcot. Arizona Jeff did not want to worry Mean
Laureen and therefore decided not to tell her about the 360 degree movie they would have to endure. There is nothing quite as frightening as the sight of a
company of Canadian Mounted Police on horseback surrounding you in a foreign country. Regardless of how hard he tried, he could not erase the memories of the
last time he was there. “Badges, we don’t need no stinking badges!” still rang in his ears. With this troubling thought still fresh in his mind, Arizona Jeff and Mean
Laureen made their plans to be at the Canadian Pavilion on Thursday August 9th at 12:30 PM. There they will dine on soup and tails before making their way to
the waterfall in search of other adventurers. The adventurers know that to be successful, they must overcome their fears. This will be accomplished by trading
in the 360 degree movie. Standing in the center of the room with caribou and Mounties all around them, they will exchange pins with adventurers and proclaim
this chapter of their great adventure complete. Please join our heroes as they battle their mental ghosts in the great white north. |
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